I'll probably disappoint you.

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therealxtina:

the true gay icons

(via tyleroakley)

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

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Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza at The Cinema Society’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ screening hosted by Fiji Water in New York on July 29

Chris Pratt is just a dream tbh

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace

I FREAK OUT WHEN CUSTOMERS GIVE ME UNNECESSARY CHANGE AHH MATH

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

(Source: fencehopping, via alexsak)

fallontonight:

Jimmy takes a look at celebrity Netflix queues and tries to match the movie titles to their famous identities!

x

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I have this yay

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irreluhventt:

somebody write this on my tombstone

irreluhventt:

somebody write this on my tombstone

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ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

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ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

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